Death warmed over or something like that

Death warmed over or something like that

Sick, sick, sick – why can this not just skip me? Isn’t it always when you have a ton of things on your plate, going a million different directions, that it creeps in and attacks. My immune system is lacking in the first place, so I go above and beyond to try and stay healthy. A monthly B-12 shot…aka liquid crack (talk about giving yourself a jolt of energy and it’s good for you), vitamins, eating fresh foods and non-processed. Those freaking little bacteria and viral entities are the devil! I know they serve a purpose, but I’d just like them to serve it somewhere other than in my upper respiratory area. Ugh

Bless my medical professionals that do their best to help me continue being a contributing member of society. Cause I’d really rather crawl back under a rock right now. I’m trying to decide if the infector of this affliction was that woman on the plane that kept hacking continuously and was NOT wearing a mask or covering her mouth adequately. Ick. Or could it have been some other soul that was carrying the infection and didn’t know they were contagious. I mean that’s easier to forgive than the blatant hacking. Maybe it was my coworker….hmmmm that’s possible. That infectious typhoid Mary! There is the slim chance that it’s due to the HVAC system being changed out and it stirred up a crap ton of allergens….maybe I’m not the only one suffering. There is the possibility it’s the rollercoaster weather we have going on. An extreme of 80 to 20 will get a body sick. Maybe I’m just mental cause I’m sick!

A blood draw is going to be the deciding factor between bacteria or virus so place your bets….the winner is VIRUS. Blast your micron sized hide. Geez this headache that won’t stop right behind my eyes or the neverending supply of mucus is not wanted or needed. Really pack your little virus bags and find a new home cause I’m evicting you! My lovely nurse got to stick me twice. Thank you kindly for that steroid shot. I might be wide awake tonight, but hopefully I’ll be on the way to healthy and happy. 

Right now I feel like I’m approaching zombie level of a bad horror movie. You know it’s bad when you’re avoided and people start throwing up cross signs with their fingers. Those fingers are not going to work when I get to full out zombie as an fyi. I’m pretty sure my temperament has been equal to a rotting zombie corpse. I’m not a good sick patient. 

I do miss the times when I was a kid and could go to my great-grandparents house and have home canned tomato soup. It would put you on the path to wellness quick. Anyway it always seemed that way to me. It was spicy goodness that I’ve tried to replicate but never quite get it exactly right. No recipe to follow so I have to go on this continuously aging memory. Lord help me it will fail eventually. Hopefully my taste buds will keep remembering lol

So where am I – stuck again on the couch. Drinking lots of hot tea and eating soup. I do feel like death warmed over otherwise watch out for the zombie at this address! ✌ 

Stay well and stay away from me until I am. Sincerely – the infected.

-G.